Attractive section of content: A walk through my spam filter

Perusing the spam comments, and saw this gem. Here it is in full:

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Another fun one:

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This was meant for my post on Rachel Ray. Not sure what would have reprimanded him, though it does contain a good cocktail recipe.

Another comment on the same post:

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I could do this all day, but one more, a comment on my politics post on not being a jerk:

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Indeed.

If you run a blog, what's the funniest/weirdest spam you've gotten?

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